Job Verification

I just have to share this story.

The UPS guy that has part of the Little Town route has been looking for a house to buy for about a year. He finally found one that meets his expectations, made an offer and signed a contract. Due to circumstances beyond his control, things didn't work out like he planned so he is going to rent the house and purchase it within a year.

Mr. UPS had to meet with the owners of the house to discuss the things landlords and tenants need to discuss. Mr. UPS showed up for his "interview" dressed in his UPS uniform and driving the big brown truck with UPS on the side of it. Keep in mind that Mr. and Mrs. Owner are from Austin. (need I say more?) The Owners wanted to know a little bit about Mr. UPS' background. There were the usual questions which are to be expected.

This is the part that had me shaking my head:

Mr. Owner: "How long have you worked for UPS?"

Mr. UPS: "A couple of years."

Mr. Owner: "Where did you work prior to this job?"

Mr. UPS: "Small Town County Sheriff's Department."

Mr. Owner: "And why did you accept the job with UPS?"

Mr. UPS: "I am making 2-1/2 times the salary, better benefits and no crime."

Mr. Owner: "Well, I am going to need verification of employment from UPS."

Mr. UPS: "I'm not wearing this uniform and driving that truck for free. But here is my supervisor's name and number."

And Mr. Owner contacted the supervisor and received confirmation of employment. Yes, I am from a small town and can only shake my head at the absurdity of Mr. Owner's thinking. I realize times have changed but I struggle with the lack of trust among the human race. The days of sealing a deal with a handshake are over. The days of "the good ol' boys" are gone and I miss them.