The Lists

...so much to do and so little time to get it done. I had three lists going yesterday and in a fit of rebellion I threw all three lists away. Not only did I throw them away, I shredded the damn things. And so now I have two lists going today. It all started when I made a trip to Copperas this morning before work to check the progress of the porch.

Sam was already covered in saw dust when I found him at 7:45am. He proceeded to tell me that he needs some kind of screws or nuts or something that is kept in a plastic container. (I can find it either in this place or that place.) And would I please bring that out tomorrow morning? Oh, and then he needs his eletrical tester that is located on the filing cabinet. And also two more changes of clothes because it will be Friday before the porch is completed. Oh, and be sure to take the pork out of the freezer to ensure that it is thaw by Friday. And wait, call Noe and make arrangements to get the briskets, sausage and pork to him to cook for Saturday's meal. And try to remember to bring that twin mattress out to put on one of the bunk beds. And tell my lawyer that I'll be in tomorrow to sign that legal document. And, and, and.....WTF?!?! Like I don't have anything else to f-n deal with right now??

So I have a "Sam List" and I have a "Robin List". My list consists of groceries and items I will need to gather for the BIG EVENT on Saturday. Beer is now at the top of my list. Ibuprofen is second on the list. Let's hope I don't have a major meltdown between now and 10am on July 11th.