More Random Thoughts

1. You know its going to be a bad day when bird poop lands on your head.

2. "She just looks so good and peaceful." Commented by my step-grandfather at his wife's wake.

3. And who really wants to grab a tiger by the tail or a bull by the horns?

4. I was forced to learn how to do a one-handed cartwheel when I sprained my left wrist in the fourth grade.

5. Do they still give away free sno-cones at the ball park when you retrieve and return baseballs hit out of the park?

6. Beginning to wonder if the river bridge project will be completed in my lifetime.

7. During the '70s, Sunday evenings found us gathered around the television set to watch "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom".

8. I do not like to ride on ferris wheels.

9. I listened to Richard Nixon's resignation speech on the radio tuned to WOAI at the kitchen table with my grandparents.

10. Is it really necessary for people to talk loudly on their cell phones in a restaurant?

11. Somebody is always going to get hurt during a rock fight.

12. My food of choice when I was pregnant with Kris was peanut butter crackers with bean dip.

13. Mrs. Campbell gave me licks in the sixth grade because I was chewing gum in class.

14. Family game night....good luck with that.

15. Marshall roped me off my bicycle when we were 8 and 12 years old.

16. Barbie's hair does not grow back once it has been cut; been there, done that.

17. When you're covered in blood (yours or your sibling's), do not tell your mother that "nothing" happened.

18. AC/DC and KISS --- touring together? No comment.

19. Chef Ramsey (of Hell's Kitchen) should attend an anger management class.

20. There are 114 days left until Christmas.