1. Mama is on vacation....in Australia!
2. There is a difference between loving someone and being in love with someone.
3. Property taxes.....no comment.
4. Grandmom let us drink our coke floats out of the good crystal.
5. Rumor has it that the bridge project should be completed in two months.
6. Carnival people scare me more than the rickety rides do.
7. Fairy tales made sense when I was six years old; then I realized they are warped stories from the minds of opium addicts.
8. I am currently reading "The Last Song" by Nicholas Sparks.
9. NO MORE REALITY SHOWS!
10. I do not recommend tequila as the solution to any problem.
11. Old people with grocery carts should have their own aisles.
12. Attending an AC/DC concert is not for the weak hearted.
13. Remember when school assemblies cost a quarter?
14. Marshall and I cracked open a Magic 8 Ball to see what the magic was. Disappointed...
15. Homemade hot fudge pudding with cream....OMG!
16. One must first play the lottery to have a chance of winning the lottery.
17. Alice in Wonderland....see #7.
18. My daily commute consists of 7 miles of caliche road and 5 miles of paved road.
19. Never could make the connection between the Easter Bunny and eggs.
20. Do kids still fly kites?
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